Oh! The Places You Will Go!

Congratulations!

Today is your day.

You’re off to great places

You’re off and away!

Renting a motorbike of some sort has been something we’ve done many times over the years during our stays in Jamaica.  For the past few years we’ve graduated from simple dirt-bikes to a shiny red Honda Shadow.  We’ve graduated from short rides in and around Negril to hitting the highway and riding out, reaching new and delightful places, starting to really explore the island.

This season we had the Shadow for most of our stay.  In the past I’d never seen the need to keep a vehicle for an entire season.  Negril is the kind of place where you can easily get from point A to point B by foot or inexpensive taxi.  This time I have to say I got quite spoiled jumping on the bike to go out into town for errands, to visit friends at the beach or to be able to jump on it when I was ready to leave a party but no other drivers were – New Years Eve it saved some serious “walk of shame” action.  Having the bike truly opened us up to get out of the yard and to get out-of-town whether to re-visit the familiar or explore the brand new.

Aside from jaunts around town we found ourselves taking a “ride” just about every week for a change-up of vibe.  After a week of setting up the house and settling in we were ready and took the bike as we traditionally do for a few days around Les’ birthday.

Our first ride was more about getting our sea legs rather than getting away.  Les and I headed out by ourselves taking the back roads towards town.  As the gate opened and we rolled out, turning right and I immediately felt that rush that I love so much riding on the back of a motorcycle.  On the slower and more rural route we could both enjoy the surrounding breeze and sun on our shoulders while casually riding by the day-to-day life in southern Negril.  We headed up the hill and through Mt. Airy and eventually found ourselves in Redground.

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The hilly community of Redground is named for its bright orange clay-like dirt, evident as soon as you get there on the sides of the road.  The vistas as we drove through the rapidly growing area are fantastic; 360 degrees overseeing the famous beach below.  The first downhill track for the Negril Fat Tyre Festival began on the stop of one of these steep hills, continuing down the unevenly paved roadways at that time.  As we descended down one of those hills I spotted a long time favorite bar of mine, the Red Dragon.  We were going to stop but alas, it was a Monday so the crowd and scene there did not appeal to either one of us – we’d return on a less busy and more “local” day of the week for pork and a beer.  A little further down the road though I urged Les to stop at the small community cemetery.

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I’ve grown to appreciate memorials to the dead and their cultural significance.  In Jamaica the ritual around death is called a nine-night.  Family and friends from all over descend upon the yard of the deceased.  It’s over a week of food, drink and life celebration which includes the communal preparation of the grave, the all night wake and a lengthy funeral service.  Once the grave has been dug and prepared the inside is painted.  While the life of the deceased is celebrated the living take great care to make sure that the spirit moves on and doesn’t hang around to haunt anyone.  The paintings inside the grave serves as kind of “duppy insurance” with images to soothe the new spirit and encourage it to move off the earthly plane.

Upon entering the cemetery I pulled out my camera and gathered a few stones in my palm.  My goal was to photograph several of the grave sites for my collection and as per my own Jewish traditions, for this privilege I would place a stone on each grave site as a tribute or physical marker that someone had visited.

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What caught my eye immediately were the grave markers.  Not their shape, no sculptures or statuettes of the Blessed Mother, rather, the bright paint that adorned most of them.  Each site bore the artwork of friends and family, bright colors and images as well as inspiration and/or telling words in addition to the deceased’s name, birth and death dates, at times noted as “sunrise” and “sunset”.

In Jamaica the tradition has been to bury one’s family in the family yard, yet cemeteries large and small do exist.  This cemetery in Redground was different from the others I’d seen so far in Jamaica.  There’s no money for grave marker engraving thus the families make tribute with brightly painted imagery.  There’s no such thing as perpetual care so it is up to the families to visit, weed and retouch those paintings when needed.

Blue Hole Little Bay

A few days later we hit the road again, our sights aimed a bit further south.  We turned right again from the gate but this time instead of going toward Mt. Airy we headed up towards Orange Hill and points south.

This is a ride I’ve done by car, dirt-bike and motorcycle many times over the decades and is one I’m very familiar with.  While the face of Negril has changed year to year over the past ten or more years, Orange Hill, Revival and Brighton remain mostly the same.  The biggest change came several years ago when the once nearly un-driveable road was re-paved.  Yet that road is still narrow and climbs, drops and winds through the countryside passing homes that are simple to homes that are more elegant, yet humble.  All have beautifully kept yards and many have views to die for.  In the past we’d breeze right through the town of Brighton towards our once regular destination of Little Bay.  For the past few years though Brighton is our destination, more specifically, Blue Hole in Brighton.

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An enterprising American teamed up with an equally enterprising Jamaican to turn the natural phenomenon below this property into what has become a popular attraction.  After turning off the main road we navigated the rocky and uneven unpaved road for about 1/4 mile until we reached.  Blue Hole is simple and laid back, the once rocky terrain paved with nice concrete work.  There’s a nice bar, a new hotel, a large pool fed from the underground spring and of course, the Blue Hole itself.  It is there that you’ll find the crowd, each waiting their turn to jump in and climb up the extremely long ladder – only to jump back into the cool and refreshing water below.

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For us Blue Hole is a destination, plain and simple.  It’s a nice ride to a nice place to enjoy a drink, maybe something to eat and play a game of dominoes.

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After our first visit to Blue Hole this season we continued on to our destination of years past – Little Bay.  Since Uncle Sam’s disappearance five years ago time has made each ride through this pretty little fishing village less difficult but always bittersweet.  We ride through usually keeping our heads looking forward with local folks more or less indifferent to our presence.  Passing days-gone-by landmarks such as the lane where Uncle Sam’s used to be or the property where Humble Boy once sat my heart still broke a little.  On this day however we were finally going to pay a visit to Mike and see for ourselves what he’d created in the much talked about Little Bay Cabins.

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Little Bay’s location is set off from the “main” part of the village on a quarter-mile stretch of beach on the bay.  As luck would have it, Mike was not on property but we were invited to take a self-guided tour.

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The cabins, though small, are sweet in a rustic-groovy way.  Each is named something cute, like “Wailer House” or a name of a Bob Marley tune and are brightly painted and surrounded by beautiful garden-like landscaping.  The insides are spotless appointed with all the necessary furnishings and nothing more – the bathrooms are updated and lovely.  I counted about eight cabins that faced the raked white sand beach.  The rest were set around the property with the same sweet landscaping of green, green grass and lovely flowering bushes.

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There looked to be about three restaurants on the property and even a little store selling beach toys, clothing and sundries.  Since Little Bay itself is not a tourist-geared town there are very few restaurants or bars to visit, hardly any water-sports types of activities to take part in.  At Little Bay Cabins the place is well self-contained as an All Inclusive would be but with more of a bungalow colony feel.  Note that this resort is not an all-inclusive per se, but you can buy their meal plans very inexpensively in addition to your per night room rate.  I could actually see myself staying there and staying put for a few days.

Zimbali

Having a vehicle comes in really handy when you can decide at the last-minute to visit a friend who lives outside of Negril.  That in mind, the day after we visited Little Bay Cabins we decided to head towards Little London and visit Mark at Zimbali Retreats.

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Over the years we’ve watched as Mark’s vision for this place take form and turn into a reality.  The ride up New Caanan road takes us through acres of cane fields and over rough, steep and windy roads until we see the new stone sign announcing the entrance to Zimbali Retreats.

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Since our last visit, more rooms have been added as has a restaurant with an open kitchen.  At the time Mark was planning a great new concept for the property.  Visitors would come and tour the farm, along the way choosing and harvesting from its seasonal bounty for their dinner.  Upon their return the group would gather at the bar facing the kitchen and watch as the chefs prepare their dinner over a glass of wine.  I did not have the opportunity to enjoy this experience this season but you can bet your bottom dollar it will be one of the first things I do when I return!

Zimbali is an intoxicating place but more than even the physical beauty is the passion of its owners and hosts Mark and Alecia.  Sitting with Mark that day, listening to his plans his enthusiasm was contagious. When I left I felt like dancing.

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A motorcycle ride will always present an unexpected experience and the ride home from Zimbali did just that.  On the section of road where all you can see for miles are cane fields there is one little shop where we usually stop to get a drink and have a smoke.  On this day though the store and general area was surrounded by about fifty school children waiting for their motorcycle taxis home and collecting their sweeties and juice bags for their afternoon snack.  We pulled over in the middle of this youthful chaos, children surrounding us, fascinated with the machines we rode in on.  We chatted and laughed with them, buying some goodies for them to take home when out of nowhere Les took the stage on the front step of the store and began to do a magic show.  Needless to say, he instantly had an eager audience.

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You could hear a pin drop as Les performed each illusion with a gust of laughter and gasps and squeals of delight at each reveal.  Eyes and mouths were wide open as the children examined the seemingly benign handkerchiefs and ropes.

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As the crowd dispersed, five to seven kids piling on one motorcycle taxi they were all still grinning from the unexpected show they just saw.  As we rode along side one of these human sculptures and waved good-bye a thought passed through my head as I hugged my husband tight around his waist…

Magic.  Don’t leave home without it.

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Fat With Time

Landing in MoBay

Landing in MoBay

After traveling for fifteen hours with ten pieces of luggage and an airplane change, normally I’d feel dragged out, tired and cranky.  But when the wheels hit the tarmac in Miami I was all at once energized and happy – because I was a mere three hours from being home.

I’m pretty ritualistic by nature.  As soon as I got off the plane in Miami I was on auto-pilot:  I headed to the nearest bathroom to change into my “Jamaica Clothes” – sundress, flip flops and stuffed the long pants, long sleeved shirt and hoodie deep into the recesses of our carry-on suitcase.  I learned a long time ago how much it sucked to drive the one and a half hours to Negril covered from head to toe.

After landing in Montego Bay and making the long trek to immigration next to the non-operation people movers we were in and out of there and customs within 20 minutes.  No meet and greet service needed here!  We stood on the curb with our ten pieces of luggage and kept a keen eye out for the silly bus.

After a few minutes a sedan pulled up and a familiar gravelly voice yelled out, “Hey!”  There was Niah, but this was in no way the silly bus.  Before I could even get my first “hello” out I said, “You have got to be kidding!”  My mind then raced through plans B through Z trying to figure out how exactly we were going to get ourselves and our stuff to Negril.

My friend Suzette calls Jamaicans the “MacGuyvers” of the world.  My friend Peg calls Jamaica the “land of make-do”.  Jamaicans are remarkably gifted at fixing things with other random things and they are the masters of fitting the square peg in the round hole.  So, within five minutes we were on the road, the car stuffed with luggage and Les and I placed carefully in between.  With no stops we were entering the yard at 1:00pm.  That same magic sedan then turned around, Les in the passenger seat and went to accomplish the next feat of fitting all of our stuff in storage back in the car, with Les – then back to the yard.  Mission accomplished.

Home Sweet Home

Home Sweet Home

Our first week in town is what I like to call our “do it” week.  We set up the house, unpack, put away, hang art and move furniture around.  After our first blissful sleep in our rock-hard bed shortly after we wake up the next morning we called Niah and began our errands.

Value Master Market, downtown Negril

Value Master Market, downtown Negril

We went to the hardware store and got a piece of foam in what is always a successful attempt to make our bed a bit cushier and comfortable.  Next stop was to visit the “guy” that unlocks IPhones.  Les had his IPhone 3G unlocked and ready to accept a Jamaican SIM card.  Unlocked IPhone in hand, we headed to the Digicel store to get our new SIM cards for our three phones and load them up with both local and international minutes?  What’s this?  Finish?  Denied…we would have to wait a few days until the SIM cards came in.  (Which they didn’t, which is why we are now LIME customers).

We are always prepared for that initial outlay of money to set up the house.  I always arrive to an empty kitchen so I’m always psyched to get it stocked up.  We hit all three markets in town:  ValueMaster for cleaning products, the “Green Store” for produce and HiLo for everything else from toilet paper to spices.  Its a tiring day but rewarding – especially for me who gets to organize everything with care then mess it all up again to prepare our evening meal.

View from the back patio

View from the back patio

The rest of the week was pretty chill.  A routine was established fairly quickly.  I would wake up before the sun, grab a book and sit with my freshly brewed cup of coffee reading and gazing out at the sea.

Morning Walk

Morning Walk

Roberta and I pick up from where we left off last season, taking our morning walks at around 8:00am.  This year the sun seems especially hot and bright so we altered.  We’d walk south from Roberta’s yard until we’d come to the new lane/culdesac off the road, walk up there with a quick jaunt through the bush alongside a chicken far.  We’d exit the bush on Hylton Ave. and walk back down waving hello and saying good morning to our neighbors as we strolled.  The loop would deposit me back at my gate, and from there I’d resume my patio sit, read my book and gaze out at sea until the sun became too hot.  Inside for breakfast and if needed a bit of work in my make-shift office in the bedroom, french doors flung open for the view and breeze from the sea.

No rest for the weary though – we had a birthday party to plan.  Roberta and Peg hatched the plan before I arrived and we were going to have a triple-threat birthday party at our yard, poolside to celebrate Roberta, Rusty and Les’ birthdays all at once.  Meantime though, we needed to celebrate Roberta’s birthday.  We did that at Canoe.

P1060911We did this at Canoe, our favorite place for Caesars and a little “cliff side” beach atmosphere.  Just a few of us – Roberta, Peg, Damian and I to start, Les joining shortly.  We enjoyed our Caesars, laughed and enjoyed each others company.  I got fully caught up on the how’s why’s and wherefore’s of Negril in general; getting caught up on what our friends were up to and the political and ecological matters that always arise when sitting with a group of expats drinking.  Our party spilled over to Mary’s Bay where the SeaWind band was rehearsing and our friends Rambo, Sabine and Ken were waiting for more celebration.  While the band was just wrapping up when we arrived they did a rousing version of the Happy Birthday Song for Roberta before they packed up.

Triple-Threat Pool Birthday Party

Triple-Threat Pool Birthday Party

Saturday was party day!  It was a pot-luck BYOB affair so I picked up some conch from the fish market and fixin’s for Caesars as our contribution.  I prepared my dish the night before, carefully cleaning the conch and using the white meat for Conch Ceviche.  Les would use the tougher dark meat for fritters the next day.  I thinly sliced the conch and combined it with finely chopped sweet pepper, onion and tomato, salt, pepper and a good sprinkly of fresh time.  I topped that mixture off with a healthy dose of fresh key-lime juice and let it marinate overnight.  I got rave reviews – “off the hook” was one lovely compliment.  My Jamaican friends would not touch it but boy did they love Les’ conch fritters!

Conch Ceviche

Conch Ceviche

That Saturday afternoon we opened the front gate, tied up the doors and welcomed our guests – friends and neighbors from all over Negril.  The Potluck offerings were as usual, amazing with everything from home made salsa, creamy Pumpkin Dip (courtesy of Roberta) Ackee and Cheese and lovely skewered sausages with two dipping sauces.  The buffet was laid out in the palapa as our friends reveled in the bright sunshine eating, drinking and enjoying each other.

Dugsie and Mantia

Dugsie and Mantia

Different folks wear different badges of honor when they travel.  They might hike or bike to an undiscovered cool-ass location, they might take pride in the fact that they can rent a vehicle and drive around like a local, no matter how treacherous the conditions.  For me, its all about food.  I’m all about shopping for local and seasonal produce, the freshest fish straight from the fisherman or the freshly chicken raised by a neighbor.  So when the farmer’s market is in Negril, I’m so ready to be there as early as possible to get the pick of the best.

Farmers Market in Negril

Farmers Market in Negril

The farmers market is put together by RADA, the Rural Agricultural Development Authority.  Established in 1990 their mission is to promote the development of agriculture in Jamaica as to the main engine of growth in rural communities.  Farmers come from all over the island so we’ll often see the odd mango or pear that is out of season for us in Westmoreland but still in season in St. Thomas.  On the consumer side, the prices are set by RADA so that the vendors don’t need to compete at that level and we do not have to worry about being overcharged for a pineapple.  At my visit that Wednesday I left with four bags of fruit and veg, enough to fill my fridge for a week.  That night I used a delightfully bright orange pumpkin that melted right in with the Irish potato mash I was preparing giving those old fogey mashed potatoes a silky pumpkiny flavor that elevated my latest recipe for brown stew fish.

Pumpkin Mashed Potatoes

Pumpkin Mashed Potatoes
Brown Stew Fish

Brown Stew Fish

For the fish, I had bought some fresh flillets of Butter Fish and seared them off with a crispy crust in some hot oil and then set them aside.  Using a bit more oil I added a teaspoon or so of Jamaican brown sugar, browning the sugar for under a minute.  I then added my chopped onion and garlic, cooked that until soft and then added the chopped sweet pepper, tomato and carrot along with a bit of water to stew down.  I fried up some pre-made Bammy and lined the serving plate with that, topping it with the fish and then the sauce.  Pumpkin mash on the side and it was a dinner fit for a bounty from the market.

RIP Veda - Redground Cemetary

RIP Vida – Redground Cemetery

As our second week drew to a close and Les’ birthday drew near we dcieded to rent our Honda Shadow for the first of what would be many times this trip.  Les and I went out on a short solo ride so that he could get the feel of the bike and roads again after a nine month absence from both.  We rode backroads up and over Mt. Airy and through Redground.  At my urging we stopped at the cemetery in Redground.  Since visiting Pere la Chaise in Paris I’ve become very interested in memorials to the dead.  The cemetery in Redground is a small community cemetery, much like ours in Bodega.  In Jamaica there is no such thing as “perpetual care” but the cemetery and its grave sites were very well kept.  Every culture has their own tradition surrounding the death ritual and how their dead are memorialized.  In Redground many of the grave sites and headstones were brightly painted with the deceased’s name and date, thoughts and images that reflect in some way their life and/or their passing.  Metal sculpture of flowers, trees and birds surrounded one site; a Jamaican flag adorned another, its headstone with Marijuana leaves painted on it and the words “Ghetto Life” painted on there too.  I picked up a handful of small stones and as I took photos of each site that caught my eye I left a stone there, taking a minute to wish the occupant of that grave peace in their after-life.  This is a Jewish tradition that I inserted into my cemetery photography ritual from the first photo I took of a grave at Pere La Chaise.

Ghetto Life

Ghetto Life

During those first couple of weeks in Negril my life is about settling back in, getting into some routine or another and breathing deeply with each sunset that I watch from the back of my house.  I’m feeling fat with time and ready to take in the many more weeks in my wonderland that are ahead of me.

Sunset Week 1

Sunset Week 1

 

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Jamaica 2012-2013

This year’s trip to Jamaica was significant in a different way. If it were to have a theme, I’d call it exploration and discovery…not just of new places but of new dynamics, new people and old friends. Insanity is often defined as doing the same thing over and over and expecting the same result. While some might say I’m not the most sane I know that these annual treks to Jamaica definitely do not present the same results each and every time. But…enough of the same to make it my comfortable jump spot, my home.

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Riding North

Call it “triptus-interuptus”.  After two and a half months in Negril I had to make a brief five-day trip to New York for work.  When I returned, smuggled deli meat safely tucked below a pile of dirty laundry Les sprung it on me – our next motorcycle adventure.  This was not to be our typical ride to points west or south or into the hills.  While I was gone he and our ad hoc MC had planned a grand overnight trip to the North Coast.

I was barely unpacked and transitioned back into my Jamaican lifestyle when I found myself on the back of the Shadow heading to meet the rest of our group at the Shell station.  Heading north on the A1 our ride took us the familiar route towards Montego Bay.  As we headed out the skies looked somewhat threatening and we managed to stay dry until we reached Scotchies in MoBay.  While ordering lunch the rain started to fall lightly so after we finished we stuck around a bit longer waiting on the weather to pass.

We continued east on the highway, a first for me.  At many points the road hugs the coast and the views are incredible.  As we’d rise over a hill the first thing in our line of sight would be the deep blue water of the Caribbean Sea directly in front of us, as if we’d fly off that hill and land right in it.  We made our next stop and smell the roses stop just outside of Duncans Bay on an overpass and took in the sights below.  Verdant hills rolled out in front of us, cascading into the sea with little homes and what looked like a church marking the way.

At times during our ride I’d close my eyes and I’d forget I was in Jamaica.  The newer super-highway was smooth as silk unlike the roads in West Jamaica that I had become used to.  Even with my eyes open there were times I had to remind myself where I was; it could have been South Florida pretty easily.  From my vantage point on the highway the North Coast appeared more developed, more “Americanized” if you will.  It had a certain “sheen” to it that the more rugged west and south coasts did not.

I was reminded again how diverse the geography of Jamaica really was.  It’s a small country with many different terrains and the northern part of the island seemed more lush and green and jungle-like.  St. Ann Parish is known after all as the “Garden Parish”.

We slowed as we passed through Discovery Bay, one of the few bustling cities that the highway did not bypass.  We stopped for a few minutes at a gas station so I crossed the street and quickly checked out the Coast Guard Station and the cargo ship docked and off-loading something or another.

As we motored along the clouds above our heads started to thicken.  We rode past the row of resorts, one on top of another in Runaway Bay as the rain started to softly fall.  Soon enough soft rain fall turned hard, dropping on my exposed arms and face like tiny shards of glass falling from the sky.  Before we knew it were in a full-on downpour.  I buried my face in Les’ shoulder, hunching over as we sped to the next shelter spot.  That spot was Flavours, the restaurant attached to the Cardiffe Hall Public Beach.

The resorts that we passed pretty much seal off the beaches of Runaway Bay to anyone except their guests.  This is why there is an ample public beach on either end of town, Cardiffe Hall being one of them.  It was a Sunday and the place was filled with families enjoying their day.  Despite the rain kids played on the shoreline and in the surf uninterrupted.  A small soccer game was starting on the lawn next to the restaurant.  A medium-sized jitney-type bus was parked in the lot; folks kept going in and coming out with plates heaped with home-made food.  We were the only non-Jamaicans in the place and we soaked up the vibe while ringing out our wet clothing.

The rain stopped but we all looked at the dark skies; we took the chance and hopped back on the bikes hoping that we’d follow the storm east.  Forging ahead we rode into Ocho Rios.

Ocho Rios is a large city no doubt.  From the highway we could see the high-rise buildings ringing the coast.  We passed under a huge overhead conveyor belt built by Reynolds Jamaica in 1952.  The belt extended six miles inland where it would be loaded with bauxite from those mines.  The bauxite was then carried out to the deep-sea pier where the waiting ships we load it in and take it out.

Understanding how tourism grew up in Jamaica clued me in to why I was finding this part of the island more “sterile” than the west.  Ocho Rios and the surrounding area was where international tourism first took hold.  At the end of the 19th Century grand hotels began to open in places like Moneague and Port Antonio.  In 1948 the Shaw Park Hotel and Tower Isle opened in Ocho Rios.  The well-heeled international traveler came by steamship in these early days dictating a tenor of exotic elegance, a tenor to the place that seems to exist to this day.

We were well on our way on our last leg to our destination:  Port Maria.  The road was wet, the sky ominous.  We didn’t have far to go to meet our host…close, yet so far.  Once again the sky opened up.  Once again we got soaked as we sped towards a small rum bar up ahead.

Soaked to the skin, we entered the rum bar and were greeted enthusiastically by the Jamaican men in there.  These guys were pretty well sauced; turns out there was a wake happening that night and they were getting started early.  We had a great time with these guys.  Did they know where Blue Harbour was?  “Yes!  Just two minutes up the road!  Ya know Leroy?  Ya MUS know Leroy?!?”  We laughed and joked with these fellows for about 20 minutes while Leroy (turns out we must know Leroy as he is our host) was called.  Indeed we were very close to the turn off from the highway where Leroy was meeting us to lead us to our overnight home:  Blue Harbour.

Noel Coward, prolific playwriter, screen writer and song writer, fell in love with Jamaica after he visited his pal Ian Fleming at his home Goldeneye.  He was so enchanted he bought property just down the coast from Fleming’s place and named it Blue Harbour.  In addition to his house he built three guest villas and the spot soon became a mecca for the stars of stage and screen.  Frequent visitors included Sean Connery, Alec Guinness and Katherine Hepburn.

I was excited at the prospect of walking around and spending the night at this historic spot, sleeping in the same room as the mid-century Hollywood elite.  We followed Leroy through the terraced steps and gardens and he showed us the “villas” that were available to us.  The upstairs rooms of the main house and “Villa Rosa” were available – Katherine Hepburn’s villa, Villa Chica, was being held for one of the guests arriving for the funeral the following day.  My heart sank a little more with each step we took; Noel Cowards pride and joy, the place he shared with his many friends was as much a ghost as they were.  Years of neglect had turned this party palace into a mismatched run down guest house being held together with a prayer and the efforts of pretty much one man:  Leroy.

Wet and cranky I tried to settle down and settle into our “villa”.  I shocked myself at how skeeved I was, even going as far as putting a towel down on the bed.  I guess as I’ve grown older I’ve become more picky about accommodations; I wondered if I’d lost my edge and if I’d ever be able to stay in any budget oriented hotel in Jamaica again.  I bore up, channeling my adventurous spirit and remembered how I always laughed at some of these picky travelers who must have marble and 700 thread count sheets, even in a developing country like Jamaica.  No, I was not one of them – time for an attitude shift.

We met our friends and Leroy in the “bar” – really just a partially thatched area with the remnants of what might have been an outdoor kitchen and bar.  The place had nothing – not even a beer.  We met the cook and decided on groceries needed for dinner and breakfast the next day.  Chef was dispatched into town and dominoes were broken out.

I was prepared for a long wait for food so I took the opportunity to walk around a bit.  The main part of the main house was quite nice and quite interesting.  There were old photos scattered about:  Noel Coward posing with his many well-known guests.  The place was a tad musty and dusty but you could tell it was the featured part of the property.  There were books in the shelves (possibly from back in the day) and a lovely and comfortable dining area with table and chairs.  I was relieved that we’d be eating in some form of style.

Nope.  When the dinner bell rang a worn and splintered table was set up with matching worn and splintered and very hard chairs.  I’m not sure why but that is where we’d eat for the rest of our stay.  Cook did a respectable enough job with dinner; we were all hungry and we ate everything.  It was late by the time we were done so off to bed with us…and one Ambien later I was sound asleep.

We woke early and my outlook had brightened along with the day.  Even at that early hour Leroy, who had been at the wake the night before, had coffee ready, a must for this group.  I enjoyed my coffee and the view from our villa and the main house – sweeping views of the bay and that little island in the middle of it.  Despite the rugged condition of the buildings at Blue Harbour the grounds and the views could not be beat.  Looking at it with fresh rested eyes I saw the potential in this place.  Its American owner didn’t seem to have put any money into it at any point recently and that’s what it needed badly; a bunch of money and a little TLC.  Oh, and Leroy could use a hand for sure.

After breakfast we took off and headed up to Firefly.  By 1955 Blue Harbour had become a bit too much of a party for Mr. Coward.  Still wanting to entertain but also craving his “perfect peace” he bought property 1200 feet above Blue Harbour for $150.00.  He built a small home there, a swimming pool and named it Firefly.  The property was originally owned by Sir Henry Morgan and it is easy to see why Morgan used it as a lookout.  Its 180 degree views of the bay and surrounding hillside served Morgan well and allowed Coward the rest and inspiration needed to do his writing and painting there.  Noel Coward lived and worked at Firefly until his death in 1973; he is buried on the property, his grave overlooking Port Maria below.  The property was given to the Jamaican National Heritage Trust in 1978.  Soon after Chris Blackwell purchased the property and to this day supports its maintenance financially.

The house is well maintained indeed.  Unlike the heritage Homes often toured in the United States there are no ropes, no guides.  Original furnishings and art work are all in place; Mr. Cowards paintings are still on easels in the art studio.  The home is lovely with sweet details but modest.  It was a nice way to “meet” the writer as the home surely reflected who he was.

The weather was more than cooperating and we enjoyed riding with the bright sun shining down upon us.  Our next stop was Fern Gully.

Alex Hawkes theorized that Fern Gully was once a series of waterfalls that cascaded down into the sea, carrying the dirt from the mountains upon which Ocho Rios is built.  Another theory says that Fern Gully was at one time an underground river whose roof had caved in.  Whatever it was, it was soon recognized as a natural treasure and soon after that promoted as a tourist attraction at the beginning of the 20th Century.  At that time there was a path that carved through the gully where visitors would walk or ride horses or take carriage rides, exploring the native flora and examining the prehistoric ferns.

Fern Gully, c. 1920

Over the next 100 years Fern Gully saw its ups and downs.  The combination of increased motor traffic, hurricanes and flooding wreaked its havoc, at times just about obliterating the ferns for which the place was named.  Over the years commissions, committees and the government made restorative efforts which included replanting native ferns and other plants.  When we turned up the road for the three mile ride we saw evidence of some culvert work being done, probably to divert flood waters from the North Coast’s ample rainfall.

I immediately felt like I was in fairy land.  The narrow road wound through the dense jungle.  I looked up at the canopy above my head and the sun dappling through the foliage.  In some ways it looked, smelled and felt very similar to our windy west county roads that are surrounded by Redwoods and our own brand of ferns.

We continued our ride west and, always suckers for a roadside attraction, made a stop at Columbus Park in Discovery Bay.  In 1494 landed his ships on this spot in quest for fresh water.  Jamaica has the most abundant resource of fresh water of any island in the Caribbean and to this day is still a source for the multitude of cruise ships that dock in Montego Bay, Falmouth and Ocho Rios.  Columbus Park was built in 1968 to honor this landing and is chock full of artifacts that depict Jamaican history.  These include a water wheel used at a sugar plantation, a canoe hollowed out “Arawak Style”, and a tally for the banana trade.  Most are labeled and have plaques and the park is filled with Pimento Trees.  I enjoyed walking about, looking at the old stuff and taking in the exquisite views.  There was even a replica of Columbus’ boat that you could walk out to the front and feel as though you were sailing the seven seas.

I passed by what looked to be a grave and upon a second look saw that it belonged to one Edward Moulton Barrett.  I giggled – my maiden name being Barrett but did a little research to find out that this was the father to the famous poet Elizabeth Barrett Browning and relative to the Barretts of Wimpole Street.  What I learned was that Edward Barrett and his family had been in Jamaica for centuries and owned 10,000 acres that included a sugar plantation.  Their great-house was in Falmouth so its puzzling as to why the guy was planted here in Discovery Bay yet there he was, his grave on a bluff overlooking the sea.

Riding home I reflected upon my experiences in the North.  Evidence of colonial times were extremely clear in this historically rich area of Jamaica.  Evidence of early international influence was clear as well.  As different as the northern and southern regions of the US are just about as different as the northern and southern regions of Jamaica in history, culture and terrain.  West Jamaica, Negril in particular, saw its first tourists over seventy years after the Moneague Hotel opened its grand doors.  The North Coast tourists were monied and elegant, arriving by steamship and staying in these country estate-like hotels such as the Moneague.  The first Negril tourists hacked their way through a road built in 1959 (portions of which can be walked to this day at Half Moon Beach), arriving on foot or mini-bus heaving back packs and staying in family homes or in camps on the beach.  They were young, they were hippies and they were in the wild, wild west.  Their parents were coming off the cruise ships in Ochi.

This is why, thirty-five years after Negril’s first resort opened, the area and its visitors still carry that feel of casual cool and hippie chic.  Negril tourists, even the most mainstream have a spirited sense of adventure.  We did not meet or hang out with any tourists while we were on the North Coast but did bump into a couple.  The general feeling I got was more buttoned up and more mainstream than the folks in our neck of the woods.

Our ride to the North Coast was one of the most fun adventures during our winter sojourn in Jamaica.  It was great to get out of my same old used to be and explore parts of the island I’d never seen before.  This winter I’m hoping to do so again, my bucket list includes a few days in Port Antonio and/or perhaps a ride on the road that goes through Fern Gully all the way to Kingston.

There’s so much more to see!

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A Walk in the Park…

When I was ten years old I got lost in Central Park.  I was there with my parents at a food festival and we got separated.  I don’t remember being panicked or frightened, though I probably was.  Instead of finding a nice police officer, a group of hippies found me and brought me to their apartment near the park on New York’s then somewhat seedy upper west side.  I remember that they pointed out the Dakota, telling me that this was where the movie “Rosemary’s Baby” was filmed.  I remember their apartment to be huge, dimly lit but for a few black lights and that there was a large hookah on the coffee table in the middle of the room.  When I couldn’t remember my grandmother’s phone number or where my Manhattan cousins lived they took me back to the park where we ran into my parents before they could drop me off at the cop shop.

This experience did not affect me in any way except that it was then I decided I wanted to be a hippy when I grew up.

As a teenager and young adult my experiences with the park was limited to the musical events that took place there every summer.  I enjoyed seeing Blondie, Nick Lowe and Peter Tosh at Wolmans Skating Rink located near the south-east entrance to the park.  In 1980 I was one of one million people on Sheep Meadow to see Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel reunite after a separation of more than ten years.

Living downtown “my” park was usually Washington Square Park.  I rarely visited Central Park in those years.

After I moved to California my Aunt moved into an apartment on Central Park South.  I’d spend time on her fourth floor balcony looking out at the park, watching the seasons change.  When she moved to the East Side I found myself missing that, missing the park in general.  Wanting to reconnect, I decided on a bright and warm spring afternoon to take a walk in the park.

Central Park was the first public park ever built in America.  In 1853 the New York State Legislature designated a 700 acre parcel from 59th Street to 106th Street at a cost of $5 million for the land alone.

In 1857 the newly formed Central Park Commission held a landscape design contest.  Frederick Law Olmstead and Calvert Vaux developed the winning design.  Land and design in place, it was time to start converting this untamed acreage into a beautifully landscaped park, enacting the visions of Olmstead and Vaux.  There was only one pesky thing in the way – desolate as it was at the time, people were living there.  The inhabitants were poor, mostly freed African slaves and Irish immigrants.  Under the rule of eminent domain these 1600 residents were unceremoniously and in the case of Seneca village, violently, removed from the premises.

The work on the park continued through the Civil War and was completed in 1873.  Soon thereafter unfortunately the park slipped into decline.  By the turn of the century Manhattan’s citizens were no longer wanting to just take a walk in the park and look at pretty flowers.  They wanted recreational activities, they wanted playing fields.  The commission was dissolved in 1870.  Calvert Vaux died in 1895.  Maintenance efforts dwindled and eventually disappeared with few if any attempts to maintain the great lawns or care for the magnificent plants placed with great care and purpose by Vaux and Olmstead.  For several decades authorities did little to nothing to prevent vandalism and littering.

In 1934 the park saw the first of many Central Park renaissances.  Newly elected Mayor Fiorello LaGurardia unified the city’s parks department and appointed Robert Moses to rejuvenate Central Park.  Moses did just that, undertaking major landscape renovations that included filling in the obsolete Croton Reservoir to create the Great Lawn as well as putting in nineteen playgrounds and twelve ball fields.  Funds came from the New Deal as well as from public donations.

From that point forward Central Park would slip into disrepair and disrepute and alternately be pulled out of the trash and brightened up.  Today it is under the stewardship of the Central Park Conservancy who for  decades has rallied for major improvements to the park, its statues and arches, its gardens and its safety.

Deciding to enter the park at West 72nd Street I hopped on the Seventh Avenue line and got out at the iconic station there.  As I ascended the steps into the bright sunlight I was surrounded by the somewhat quiet and tree-lined street, its brownstones and grand pre-war apartment building looming above my head.  This was today’s upper west side, polished up and marked up since the day I strolled the same street with my new hippy guardians.

Where were you when you found out John Lennon was shot?  I was in my dorm room at SUNY Stonybrook, the football game on mute, talking with my boyfriend who had the sound up on the game.  He heard the announcement first, blurting it out almost at the same time the game announcer was – yes, interrupting the commentary on a football game to announce to all those listening and watching that a voice of our generation had been shot dead by a fan cum lunatic.

John Lennon was assassinated at the entry way to the building he’d called home since 1973; The Dakota.  I paused for a few moments at that entry way, over thirty years after he stood right there signing an autograph for Mark David Chapman.  My memory shifted as I looked up at the 124 year old German Gothic building to that time that it was pointed out to me as the location for Roman Polanski’s  creepy movie Rosemary’s Baby.  Polanski had in fact only shot the exteriors for the movie.  The building was a perfect fit as the possible apartment house where all those devil worshippers lived and took advantage of young waifs such as Mia Farrow’s Rosemary.

Its address is One West 72nd Second Street and was built between 1881-1884.  The exclusive building looks huge but houses only 65 apartments – well, must mean those apartments are huge and each different from the other.  It was built at a time where this part of the city was desolate and rural, built to attract Manhattan’s wealthy and influential to points North of midtown.  As the “residences” always have been owned by their occupants, it very well is the first cooperative apartment building in the city.  Aside from John Lennon those occupants/owners have included Lauren Bacall, Leonard Bernstein, Judy Garland, William Inge, Boris Karloff and Gilda Radner.

I crossed Central Park West and entered the park and almost immediately found myself at Strawberry Fields.

Strawberry Fields is a 2.5 acre memorial to John Lennon.  In 1981 city council member Henry Stern dedicated the area between 71st Street and 74th Street as “Strawberry Fields”, named for the popular Beatles song.  It was landscaped by the Central Park Conservancy and with a $1 million donation from Lennon’s widow Yoko Ono.  The mosaic, situated smack in the middle of the area and surrounded by benches and greenery was designed by a team of artists from Naples Italy.  It was officially opened on October 9, 1985; the day John Lennon would have celebrated his 45th birthday.

I was somewhat taken aback by the sheer number of people milling about.  There was not a seat to be had and barely an opportunity to snap a photo of the Imagine Mosaic without someone sitting in the middle and flashing a “peace sign”.  Despite the number of people though the designated “Quiet Zone” was respected.  The only sound above a whisper that I heard was the gentle strumming of an acoustic guitar being delivered soulfully by a middle-aged man seated on one of the benches.

I continued my walk along Terrace Drive south then east.  I passed statues of Daniel Webster and one called “The Falconer”.  I stopped and enjoyed the views of the lake, home to lazy boaters and even lazier ducks.  Soon I was at what has been known as the “heart of Central Park”.

In their original plan Olmstead & Vaux envisioned a sweeping promenade leading to a terrace overlooking the lake.  Construction of Bethesda Terrace began in 1859 and was completed in 1863 and is one of the park’s main formal architectural features.  The upper and lower terraces are connected by two grand staircases who’s carvings depict the change of seasons, the times of the day and the birds that can be seen in the area.

Sitting out in the middle of the lake is one of the park’s most recognizable features – Bethesda Fountain.  The largest fountain in New York it stands twenty-six feet high and ninety-six feet wide.  The statue was commissioned as part of Olmtead & Vaux’s original design and commemorates the opening of the Croton Aqueduct in 1842.  It was designed by Emma Stubbins in 1868 and was dedicated in 1873.

The original purpose for this area of the park was a social one.  This is where the elite could have their parties, folks could gather by the lake.  Under the terrace sits the Bethesda Arcade, replete with frescos and beautifully tiled ceilings.

As with the park in general, Bethesda Terrace slipped into decline.  By the 1970′s it had become a mecca for drug deals – keeping with the original intent of the designers as a social gathering spot, but in a much darker way.  It was happily restored in the early 1980′s by the Central Park Conservancy.

While enjoying the vibe of the terrace, the lake and the fountain I heard music, quite clearly in fact.  I knew it could not be coming from the bandshell – that was cordoned off as a staging area for the following day’s AIDS Walk.  I followed the gospel tune, ending up in the arcade below the terrace.  There was a young women, playing a guitar and singing, her voice pinging perfectly off the magnificent ceiling tiles and wonderfully weathered frescos.  I was transported momentarily to the times of Olmstead and Vaux, finding myself at a Victorian party, swirling dancers around me while the last light of the day bled through the archways.

Veering north off of Terrace Drive and onto East Drive I stopped for a few moments at the dock by the Loeb Boathouse.  In 1874 Calvert Vaux designed a formal building for boat docking and storage.  The original building fell into disrepair by 1950 and was torn down.  Today’s Boathouse – a restaurant and the go to spot in the park to rent row boats or gondolas – was rebuilt in 1954 with financing by Carl Loeb.

That same year the Kerbs Boathouse was built by the Conservatory Water which houses an impressive collection of model boats.  The original park plan called for a formal flower garden and large glass house for tropical plants.  An ornamental pond was constructed as a reflecting pool for the conservatory but when plans for the building were abandoned the pond became a popular spot to run and race model boats, inspired by those found in Parisian Parks.

Just north of the conservatory water is one of my favorite spots in the park, the Alice in Wonderland Statue.  The statue was commissioned in 1959 by Guy Delacorte as a gift to New York City’s children.  It was created by Jose de Creeft and stands eleven feet tall.

The statue was designed for children to climb on and wander within.  Alice’s arms are smoothed out in spots from a half-century of children gripping them for balance.  On this day there were swarms of kids all over the statue, parent giddily snapping photos as they posed with Alice and her cohorts.  It was equally difficult to get a clean shot of the bronze beauty as it was the IMAGINE mosaic.  I so badly wanted to sit on the mushroom at Alice’s lap but was not about to fight off small children for the privilege.  I had to be satisfied with the memory of doing this long ago when I was a child.

As is the case with so many other places I’ve been I left Central Park that spring day wanting more.  My visit there has inspired me to return to explore other areas, places in that park where I’ve never been – and there’s quite a few.  Look out North End.  I’m a comin’.

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Tourist – Real and Imagined

Jay is tired of being a tourist.  Actually, he’s tired of being treated like a tourist.  He doesn’t want to pay $12.00 for a cocktail, he doesn’t want crowded or cheesy, he doesn’t want to be the guy in the flowered shirt and plaid shorts.  So what’s a guy to do when his vacation destination is Negril?

Putting my “way back” hat on, the Negril I first met and returning to year after year through the mid-nineties was one of the places in Jamaica that you went to escape the more established and touristy areas such as Ocho Rios or Montego Bay.  Negril was still the “wild west” – tough to get to, rustic to be in and not much to do other than sand, sun and sea.  There weren’t too many of “us” there during that time but those of us that were, were of a similar mind, with similar tastes for the simple life.  We were more than fine with rustic wooden cabins, water heated by nothing other than the afternoon sun and in eating what the Jamaican ate as a routine, not an “experience”.  Fresh fruit, fresh veggies and laid back vibes was all that was wanted.  Jay would have had no problem not being a “tourist” in the old Negril.  But Jay, like thousands of tourists each year will never know that Negril.  So did he and the others miss the boat?  Should he just not bother?  Absolutely not.

West End Road, c. 1983 – unpaved and uncrowded

I’m not interested in the common word play that would force someone to define a tourist vs. a traveler vs. a visitor vs. a permanent fixture.  Personally I don’t feel like a “tourist” in Negril or New York.  I do in Paris and Los Angeles.  So, just to make things equal, taking out perceptions and pre-conceived notions, lets check out Merriam-Webster for a starting point:

tour . ist – noun:  One that makes a tour for pleasure or culture

tour . ist. y – adjective:

1. characteristic or relating to tourists (i.e, “touristy behavior)

2. Patronized by or appealing to tourists (i.e, “touristy restaurant)

Now that we’ve leveled the playing field, we can help Jay out.  The first way to help Jay would be to have him believe that not all touristy places are overpriced and cheesy.

One of my favorite things to do in Negril, something that I do at least once a trip is a cruise aboard Wild Thing.  After a hurricane destroyed the original catamaran owner Peter McIntosh designed and built the current sixty-foot mastless boat.  He himself would refer to it as a “tourist barge” equipped with a water slide and ample room to dance or stretch out in the sun.

The cruise I enjoy the most is the day cruise out to Half Moon Beach.  We sail first to the “shallow” reef for some snorkeling and swimming, then head out to Half Moon Beach for a good ol’ fashioned Jamaican lunch that includes Jerk Chicken, Escovetch Fish and Rice and Pea.  On the way back the tunes get cranked and all are encouraged to dance.   Did I mention cocktails?  Included.  As many as you want, with one warning:  No alcohol is served until after we’ve left the reef.  Safety first.

Snorkeling the Shallow Reef, courtesy of Wild Thing

I’ve never known anyone not to have a good time on Wild Thing.  The difference often enough, between a good cruise and a great cruise can be your cruise-mates.  I tend to bring a small party with me each time:  Seven, ten or fifteen friends consisting of new visitors, veteran visitors and Negril residents.  Even if we happen to be with a boat load of “sticks in the mud” we can make our own fun and encourage others to join in.  Now, I realize Jay will probably not have access to fifteen friends to take along with him but as long as he is gregarious and open he can meet up to eighty new friends from all over the world and have the time of his life with these people and the wonderfully fun and competent staff.  What will really ring Jay’s bell is the price – $75.00 for three hours on a wonderful boat that includes snorkeling, lunch, drinks and time on a private and natural beach.

Another touristy destination that I enjoy is the Pelican Bar.  Built on stilts out of what looks like scraps of wood on a sandbar about 3/4 mile out to sea.  The funky uniqueness of the place is a major tourist magnet whose popularity grows year to year.

Often enough the best part of going somewhere is getting there.  This is definitely the case with the hour and a half drive to Pelican Bar from Negril.  The road to  Black River and Treasure Beach hugs the magnificent south coast and passes through quaint little towns, majestic housing schemes and roadside vendors all with gorgeous scenery as a backdrop.

This past year we cruised through Black River over to Parrotee Beach to link up with a boat to take us out.  Parrotee Beach is an interesting place; on one side you have modest homes that sit on the sea, on the other the marsh lands of the Black River.  Basil’s Gateway to Treasure Beach connects boats with eager passengers at $10.00 a head.

Parrotee Beach – Marshlands of the Black River

The boat ride from Parrotee is lovely, you cruise by waterfront homes and have the opportunity to see the south coastline from the sea.  It can be even more special if you happen upon a pod of dolphins; we did not have that good fortune this trip.

Soon you see that other-worldly thing out there – a stack of sticks like something out of Water World.  There is the world-famous Pelican Bar.  After climbing the somewhat rickety stairs/ladder and entering the small two room structure there’s not much else to do but order a beer and find a seat outside on the deck.  It’s cool to be out there in the middle of the sea, watching the Pelicans swing by and dive for their dinner or watching the sting rays float below your feet searching out theirs.  Hungry?  Floyd always has something cooking in his make-shift kitchen; a pot of white rice and whatever fresh fish has been caught that day.  Usually there is also some fresh caught lobster to be had.

Floyd has a captive audience and his prices reflect that.  This might not thrill Jay but he can rest assured he’s not paying $12.00 for a drink.  A beer will cost him about 300JMD (about $3.50US) and a plate of food about 1000JMD (about $12.00US), be it lobster or fish.  Other than what you drink or eat while at Pelican Bar there is no admission fee.  The boat ride from Basil’s is only $10.00 per person.  Add whatever you negotiate with your choice of private driver and you can have yourself a great value and a wonderful day.  I would recommend that Jay avoids combining a Pelican Bar trip with other south coast excursions – something that is often suggested by drivers and tour operators.  I feel Jay would benefit most by allowing himself the day to really enjoy the journey to and from the bar as well as the bar itself, using his own driver for just he and his companion, making as many stops as strikes his interest.

The last on my “touristy” list of things to do is the Seastar Saturday Night party.  Seastar is a medium-sized hotel located up a lane off West End Road.  Every Saturday night they throw a fun and tourist oriented party with a buffet, live Reggae cover band and drummers.  For $18.00US per person Jay can enjoy a surprisingly good buffet with traditional Jamaican food mixed with traditional North American dishes such as mashed potatoes.  Seastar serves up Jerk or Brown Stew Chicken, Escovetch Fish, Callalloo, Rice and Pea and Jerk Pork along with salad, potatoes and yummy fresh rolls.  I personally am not a buffet fan but I have to say the food is fresh and hot and never tastes as though its been sitting in a warming tray for twelve hours.

The reggae band is more than competent; very danceable and they play tunes that even the newest visitors to Jamaica or folks not all that into Reggae can recognize and enjoy.  As the evening proceeds and the liquor flows part of the entertainment can be found by watching tourists dance with each other or locals, letting it all hang out in oh so many ways.  My favorite part of the evening though is the drummers.  They are energetic and mix traditional Jamaican Nyabinghi rhythms with a strong African beat.  A few years ago they added African dancers to the mix and its great to watch – especially when they pull folks up from the audience to dance with them.

Jay can go to any of these places and be treated to a nice experience that highlights Jamaica’s scenery, music and food without getting too “local”.  At all three his interactions will mostly be with other tourists.  He won’t break the bank and his vacation will be enhanced by any or all of these attractions.

Ah – but Jay doesn’t really want to hang out with North Americans during his visit to Jamaica.  He wants to see and feel the “real” Jamaica; he has a desire to step off the beaten path.  I can certainly relate:  I prefer to travel that way myself.

When we have visitors in town we keep them as busy as they want to be.  We take them on Wild Thing, to Pelican Bar and to Seastar, sure, but we always throw into the mix the lesser known and traveled attractions.

Blue Hole is a twenty-minute drive from Negril’s West End.  I suggest heading out south on West End Road and enjoying the trip through the smaller towns of Orange Hill and Revival on your way to Brighton.

Blue Hole is just that – a deep blue “bottomless” hole.  There are a number of these throughout Jamaica.  The one in Brighton has been dug out to meet an aquifer of mineral water below the surface of the earth.  The owners of the property have put in a long ladder and guests love jumping in and climbing out over and over, treading within the deep blue ice cold water.  My friend Karl did just that on our visit there with him and his wife Lyta.

View from the restroom at Blue Hole in Brighton

The hole is but a small part of the Blue Hole property.  There’s a large bar and drinks are very reasonably priced.  There is also a large swimming pool, fed by the mineral water running below.  It is a relaxing hang, a nice place to play a game of dominoes with one or more of the locals that frequent the bar.  The food can be hit or miss as to availability, it is best to call ahead.  The last time we were there the cook-shed was open and serving up yummy fried chicken plates including rice & pea and vegetables for around 500JMD (approximately $5.50US).  Also while we were there they were putting the finishing touches on a large hotel/resort complex.  A few folks were actually staying there and shooting a promotional video.  Each time we’ve visited Blue Hole it has not been overly crowded; a few tourists who had ventured out with a driver along with several locals from the area.  Its a great environment to meet and talk with not only the locals but the few tourists who have also ventured off the beaten path beyond the more popular tourist attractions.  As of our last visit to Blue Hole in January we were not charged an admission fee.

Venturing a bit more off the beaten path, Jay can go to a most magical place just outside of Little London.  It won’t take him more than about a half-hour to get there from Negril either.  Zimbali Retreat is a working organic farm, completely off the grid that also has overnight guest accommodations.  When we were there last, they were expanding those accommodations and putting in a restaurant as well.

Lyta is a herbalist here in Northern California.  When she and Karl made their first trip to Jamaica last winter one of the things on her to-do list was to meet a Jamaican herbalist and learn about Jamaican medicinal plants and herbs.  Bongo Roach is a friend of Zimbali owners Mark and Alecia and is called upon regularly to come to the farm and talk with their guests about all things Rastafarian.  Arrangements were made to meet Mr. Roach at Zimbali and we were on our way to fulfilling Lyta’s wants and needs.  She and Karl spent an hour with him while the rest of us relaxed in a spot overlooking the farm and eating fresh Jelli Coconuts cut down by one of the farm workers.

Karl and Lyta with Bongo Roach, “reasoning”

Once Lyta’s notebook and brain were filled with the older Rasta’s wisdom, we all took a tour of the farm.  In addition to walking through and discussing the cultivated plants and trees, Mr. Roach pointed out and taught us about the various wild growing plants and herbs used in all types of Jamaican naturepathic medicine.  Upon our return to the main house we were treated to a wonderful Ital meal, most of which was grown right there on the farm.

According to Karl and Lyta their day at Zimbali was the most enriching experience of their trip.  Jay would enjoy it as well.  The experience is very personal and talking with someone like Bongo Roach highlights the natural beauty of the Jamaican people and culture.  Hosts Mark and Alecia are so welcoming and warm.  Many who visit Zimbali for the day yearn to return to spend a few days or a week staying right there.  This is so removed from the hustle and bustle its easy to see why.

Despite the fact that we live in the area where Mountain Biking first caught fire my husband got turned on to the sport in Jamaica.  Since then its been all about two wheels-one love; you can’t keep him off a trail.  This is a passion of his that he is excited to share with anyone who’s up to it, making it a favorite activity for our visitors.  The trail he rides is doable for all skill levels.

He and his cohorts head south on West End Road, hitting the trail right by Secret Paradise.  They ride through grassy meadows, rocky shoreline and dense bush.  Twice they hoist the bikes over a gate and a stone wall.  They stop along the way to “stop and smell the roses” as well as to talk with locals passing through or living out there in the middle of nowhere.  Hub always makes sure to stop and chat with two cousins who have a tobacco farm out there.

Karl, Sonya and Mr. Bremmer, one of the tobacco farming cousins

Soon they meet the road again and ride a short distance to Homer’s Cove.  Homer’s Cove is a sweet little beach and bay just outside of Little Bay.  Again, some time is spent taking in the magnificent scenery and chatting with fishermen and other locals for a while.

Roundtrip, the ride is fourteen miles.

DISCLAIMER:  Jay, nor anyone else, should attempt to do this ride without a guide who knows the bush/trail as well as the locals along the way.  If Jay can connect with someone like this it would be the ultimate in the road less traveled, off the beaten path experience for him.  Even if he doesn’t have the inclination to ride a mountain bike through the bush he most definitely can connect with a driver who will take him out to those sweet little fishing villages and southern coastal areas such as Homer’s Cove, Little Bay and Salmon Point for a look-see.

So Jay, as you can see you are not relegated to a vacation of cheesy tourist attractions and $12.00 cocktails!  In Negril you can really have the best of both worlds and still get that “hit” of local vibe and culture that keeps this veteran “tourist” returning every year.

Happy Trails!

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Vote Early, Vote Often

While riding back from YS Falls, while stopped at Auntie & UJs for our return trip Pepper Shrimp, we heard a ruckus on the road.  Cars, vans and motorbikes went by en-masse waving green flags, blaring car horns and blowing those veseuvela things.  This went on for several minutes.  At first I thought it was some type of sporting event that these folks were either going to or returning from, but I soon found out it was not that at all.  That day in Mandeville there was a political rally where Prime Minister Andrew Holness announced a general election for December 28th.  For the first time in my many years of visiting Jamaica I would be there for an election.

Historically Jamaican elections have always been passionate.  I was excited at the prospect of being around to witness this passion first hand.  Knowing that passion sometimes turns violent I took a silent approach of listening and learning – and keeping my opinions to myself.  This is not a country I vote it…so its best I just shut up.

So, using this approach people of all types – expats, Jamaicans event tourists – began to talk.  I began to listen.  I learned that where I lived – in Negril, was considered “PNP” country.  Much like the US has its red states and blue states, Jamaican parishes lean one way or the other…Westmoreland and Hannover Parishes are PNP (orange), St. Elizabeth is JLP (green).  Negril as a town is not an overly politicized place so it wasn’t like I was bumping into heated political discussions everywhere I went.  Some of our friends were more than willing to share their views calmly and intelligently.  According to them, while the JLP had been in power for the past four years crime statistics had most definitely dropped.  But at what cost?  The number of “extra-judicial killings” (READ: Murder by Police) had risen.  One of these killings had reached Negril in a painful way when Mickey Hill was executed in the middle of the day right on Norman Manley Blvd.  The Dudus Coke incident had most definitely stained this party’s term.  Most were glad to see Mr. Coke extradited to the US but the ensuing violence in Kingston terrorized that nation for a time and this was not forgotten.  The death knoll for Prime Minister Bruce Golding was the looming threat that Coke would open his little black book for all to see.  He resigned his post in August 2011 and the young Mr. Holness took the helm at that time.

The scuttlebutt as I was hearing it was that the JLP would keep power.  Mr. Holness was young and considered “untouched” or “barely touched” but the rampant political corruption that had plagued the country since it gained independence in 1962.  He currently was the youngest Prime Minister to ever serve in Jamaica.

On December 28th when Jamaica went to the polls though a surprising turn of events occurred:  The PNP and their leader, Mrs. Portia Miller-Simpson won by a landslide and taking two-thirds of the seats in Parliament.

The next day we were due to collect our friends at the airport for their first visit to Jamaica.  I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t concerned about road blocks at least, passionate demonstrations at worst.  Niah put my fears to rest.  The day after an election he assured us was a party day – both PNP and JLP supporters out on the streets celebrating.  The election itself was remarkably peaceful, considering things don’t always go that way in Jamaica.  We did leave earlier than usual just in case of traffic but what we saw from the van windows was indeed invigorating.

As soon as we hit the road orange was everywhere.  Flags waving, people wearing orange tee shirts with either Mrs. Simpson or their regional representative emblazoned on the front.  Buses, trucks and cars were filled with the cheering electorate.  It was all very festive, barely a police officer seen – all but one standing across the street from a small gathering in a small town…just in case something got out of hand.  It was exhilarating to watch and somewhat take part in – Niah was not shy about honking the horn.  Our friends were treated to a spectacle not often seen by the casual visitor to Jamaica and started their trip on an upbeat and hopeful note.

A transition of power, done by the democratic process brings hope.  Hope of change, “bettah mus come”.  This government has its work cut out for it as the IMF continues to hold Jamaica in a head-lock.  It will be a tough road to go with a debt that exceeds 120% of the country’s gross national product.  For that day though the people of Jamaica could see the sunshine through the clouds.

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